What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:49

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Trump's huge bill includes immediate gift for layoff-ridden Bay Area tech - SFGATE

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Republicans are now trying to kill $7,500 EV tax credit 3 months early - Electrek

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}